The Flat Planet and a Phone !

Yes, the most expensive!

Until now competition among VoIP services has been based mostly on price. “Make Unlimited Calls for only $24.99 a month”. Sure they offer more functions than your typical landline, but the sale pitch is the price. So if everyone is selling service for $24.99, how do you differentiate? Charge double or triple!!

First there would be a signup fee of $299.99, for that you would get -

• THREE IP Phones, all on the same account
  • A desktop IP phone for your Home / Office (no ATA here)
  • A Wifi phone for your travels
  • A USB phone for non wifi travel spots

Then you would pay a monthly fee of $74.99 (all taxes included) and get all of this —

• 24/7 “no questions asked” pampering premium customer service and technical support
• Unlimited calls USA / Canada / UK / Western Europe / Australia, NZ
• 5 free incoming local numbers in the USA
• 1 additional free incoming number in UK or Canada
• The same account on all 3 phones
• Overnight replacement for defective devices
• iotum integrated - receive only relevant calls
• find me follow me, voicemail, call forwarding redundancy, caller ID and every other digital service you can think of….
• conference calls
• IVR or Auto Attendant

Optional services would include - call recording, roam4free GSM Sim integration, International incoming DIDs. Luca has informed me that three Sitofono will be included in the offering, provided by Abbeynet , for only (special price) additional $19.99 / month for all of them.

I am sure there are people who would be happy to pay for premium service. If you like the idea - The Flat Planet Phone Company would be happy to set you up as The Most Expensive VoIP Company today. We are ready and set to go - just give us a call and you can be selling the most expensive VoIP service immediately!

Thanks to Voipuser for giving me the inspiration…